My farkin hoomans are on the move again. After a week of training that stoopid dog they called Stormy to behave and keep his distance from me, my hoomans whisk me in to the car and we are off again. I’ll have to start all over again when we come back!
Also, they refused to feed me saying ‘it’s a travel day Missy’ and something about not wanting to upset my tummy wtf! I made my complaints clear as we drove away from the farm. I was just getting the lay of the land and exploring further. Plus when I got in to the car I could smell DOG ffs!
Boss hooman Kim tried to pacify me as I complained but would not stop the car and let me out. Eventually I gave up until the car turned in to an oven. These two hoomans and their weird fur don’t feel the temperature like me and this floating swing thing they put up for me is closer to the top and gets hot quick. I lodged my discomfort once, then twice and had to raise my voice constantly for 10 minutes for them to get the message.
Can’t take them anywhere!!
They eventually pulled over and finally figured it out after trying to make me go to the toilet and force me to have water. When I flopped on the floor in the caravan boss hooman finally realised I was hot in my frickin fur coat and they turned the cold air up in the car.
When they stopped for a break I closed my eyes and put my face as close to the cold air hole as I could, until all of a sudden I fell off my swing thing and down to the seat below with an undignified un-cat-like squeak.
Lower on the rung hooman Steve was surprised by my fopaa but took great pride in sharing my misfortune with boss hooman when she returned with funny smelling food stuff.
What seemed like hours later we have finally stopped, I have finally eaten, the hoomans have put a whirly thing on and the windows are open so there is a breeze. I am taking slow breaths to calm myself and such an ordeal. When will these hoomans learn to speak cat?!?
HOOMAN NOTE: our entire journey was an hour and a half including a stop for Missy and a coffee stop in Pingelly. Missy is a drama queen!